Carrot Cake
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Chocolate
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Vanilla
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Specials
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Carrot Cake Cupcake
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Ginger
(GF, DF, SF, PF, CF) My husband has red hair, so I’m morally cleared to tell this. A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. “Achh,” says the genie, “what do you want?” The ginger says, “I want a huge mansion with a hundred rooms and twenty floors, all made of pure gold.” The genie looks at him and says, “don't be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That's impossible. Pick something else.” The ginger says, “I want everyone to stop making fun of my hair color.” The genie says, “so this mansion, you want vaulted ceilings on all twenty floors?” The ginger says, “on second thought, just give me an awesome carrot cake cupcake.” |
Chocolate Cupcakes
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Maryanne
(GF, EF, TNF, PF) My husband tells me that if you don’t like Ginger, you’ll like the Maryanne. I’m not sure if I’m comfortable with that. As far as chocolate cupcakes go, though, this one’s no Mrs. Howell. |
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Maryanne / No Milk
(GF, DF, SF, TNF, PF, CF) There are three species of elephants – the African bush elephant, the African forest elephant and the Asian elephant. Baby elephants are called calves – when a baby calf is ready to be born, the whole herd creates a circle around the cow or that is going to give birth to protect both her and the baby. Humans and elephants are very similar in their development, as they need milk for at least the first two years of their lives. After that, they prefer to go non-dairy and have rice milk instead. How can you, too, know all of this information Pachydermata? Simple – Maryanne elephant. |
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Cherry Bomb
(GF, TNF, PF, TNF, CF) After our fourth child, I told my husband about how a tin can and a cherry bomb was the best way to avoid us having more children. All he needed to do was simply light the fuse, put the cherry bomb into the can and hold onto it, and count to ten. He didn’t believe me, but he went ahead and tried it. I watched him – he lit the fuse, put it into the can, and held it as he counted. “1, 2, 3, 4, 5…,” put the can between his legs, and kept counting on his other hand. I brought him some of these delicious chocolate cherry cupcakes in the recovery room. |
Vanilla Cupcakes
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V-A-N Cake
(GF, SF, TNF, PF, CF) Welcome to the cupcake superstore, can I help you, sir? Yes – I’d like a vanilla cupcake, please. Sorry, sir, we’re all out of vanilla today. Can I interest you in a chocolate cupcake? Oh, I see. Hmmn… Well. Okay, then I’ll have a vanilla one. Sir, we are fresh out. Can I interest you in something from our strawberry crumpet line? No, I’d rather have a cupcake, please. Certainly, sir. What kind would you like? Vanilla. …Sir, can you spell the “choc” in chocolate? Sure. C. H. O. C. Can you spell the “straw” in strawberry? Yup. S. T. R. A. W. Can you spell the “stink” in vanilla? There’s no stinkin… Er… actually, I think I’ll go elsewhere and get one of the V-A-N Cakes anyway. That’s what I really wanted in the first place. Wait, my punchline! |
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V-A-N Cake / No Milk
(GF, DF, SF, TNF, PF) When the van’s a-rockin,’ you know that cupcake’s not au gratin. Okay, so that one is a stretch – bottom line, this one has no dairy. Move along, nothing else to see, just taste the deliciousness. |
Special Cupcakes
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The Dark Side
(GF, SF, TNF, PF) This one goes out to a group of friends who helped us deal with some pests in our attic. Their selflessness brought light into our life, and gave us back something we hadn’t seen in a long, long time. When asked what we could do for them they had a simple response – “send curly fries.” Backup plan was to send these mint chocolate cupcakes – brownie-like, everyone’s favorite. The power of mint compels you! |